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If a fight breaks out, call the police first — the one who strikes first almost always loses

起了冲突先报警不动手,先动手的那个几乎一定吃亏

Source cost

No cost at all. Simply move to a crowded area and call the police so the other person’s actions are captured on camera. The hard part is resisting the urge to shout back or push them.

Source return

Anyone who assaults another person faces 5 to 10 days in jail and a fine of 500 to 1000 yuan. If they act in a group, target the elderly, pregnant women, children, or disabled individuals, or repeat the assault multiple times, the penalty rises to 10 to 15 days in jail and a fine of 1000 to 2000 yuan. Causing minor injuries to another person turns it into a criminal case, punishable by up to 3 years in prison; serious injuries bring a sentence of 3 to 10 years. When two people fight each other, it does not qualify as self-defense — the person who strikes first almost always suffers the consequences. Moving to a crowded area and calling the police is far more effective than retaliating.

Evidence grade

A

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There is no immediate alarm, so the sensible choice can wait for a less busy week.

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Today I keep a few minutes, a bit of persistence and avoid interrupting my default routine.

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The source summarizes the return this way: “Anyone who assaults another person faces 5 to 10 days in jail and a fine of 500 to 1000 yuan. If they act in a group, target the elderly, pregnant women, children, or disabled individuals, or repeat the assault multiple times, the penalty rises to 10 to 15 days in jail and a fine of 1000 to 2000 yuan. Causing minor injuries to another person turns it into a criminal case, punishable by up to 3 years in prison; serious injuries bring a sentence of 3 to 10 years. When two people fight each other, it does not qualify as self-defense — the person who strikes first almost always suffers the consequences. Moving to a crowded area and calling the police is far more effective than retaliating.” Evidence grade A. The original states the population, caveats, and sources; this is not a personal forecast.

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10. If a fight breaks out, call the police first — the one who strikes first almost always loses

Cost: No cost at all. Simply move to a crowded area and call the police so the other person’s actions are captured on camera. The hard part is resisting the urge to shout back or push them.

In plain terms: Anyone who assaults another person faces 5 to 10 days in jail and a fine of 500 to 1000 yuan. If they act in a group, target the elderly, pregnant women, children, or disabled individuals, or repeat the assault multiple times, the penalty rises to 10 to 15 days in jail and a fine of 1000 to 2000 yuan. Causing minor injuries to another person turns it into a criminal case, punishable by up to 3 years in prison; serious injuries bring a sentence of 3 to 10 years. When two people fight each other, it does not qualify as self-defense — the person who strikes first almost always suffers the consequences. Moving to a crowded area and calling the police is far more effective than retaliating.

Benefit: Under the law, anyone who assaults another person or intentionally harms them faces 5 to 10 days in jail and a fine of 500 to 1000 yuan. Those who act in a group, target vulnerable groups, repeat the assault, or attack multiple people at once receive 10 to 15 days in jail and a fine of 1000 to 2000 yuan. Group fights are treated as hooliganism, carrying a maximum penalty of 15 days in jail and a 2000 yuan fine. Intentional bodily harm that meets criminal criteria results in up to 3 years in prison; serious injuries bring a sentence of 3 to 10 years. Legally, mutual fighting does not count as self-defense. However, if the other person strikes first and uses excessive force, or if you try to avoid the fight but they keep attacking, your retaliation is generally deemed lawful self-defense. Only when your response clearly exceeds what is necessary and causes major harm does it qualify as excessive self-defense, which still warrants a reduced or waived penalty (nationwide, effective January 1, 2026 under the Public Security Administration Punishment Law).

Evidence grade: A

Sources: National People's Congress Standing Committee (2025). Public Security Administration Punishment Law (revised in 2025, Article 30, 51). <https://www.spp.gov.cn/spp/fl/202506/t20250627_699863.shtml>; National People's Congress (1997). Criminal Law (Article 20, 234). <https://www.spp.gov.cn/spp/fl/201802/t20180206_364975.shtml>; Supreme People's Court of China, Supreme People's Procuratorate of China, Ministry of Public Security of China (2020). Guidance on the application of the legitimate defense system in accordance with the law (Fafa [2020] No. 31, No. 6, 9, 11, Article 14). <https://www.court.gov.cn/zixun/xiangqing/251611.html>

Notes: After the 2025 revision of the Public Security Administration Punishment Law, all article numbers changed; assault now falls under Article 51 instead of the old Article 43, so any older references are outdated. The definition of “minor injuries” used to determine criminal liability is set by official appraisal standards, which this section does not verify. If the aggressor is already on the ground or has fled, the threat ends, and any further retaliation is no longer considered self-defense.

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10. 起了冲突先报警不动手,先动手的那个几乎一定吃亏

成本: 不花钱。退到人多的地方报警,让对方的动作留在监控里。难在忍住不还嘴、不推搡。

说人话: 打人,拘留 5 到 10 日,罚五百到一千。结伙打、打老人孕妇孩子残疾人、多次打人,拘留 10 到 15 日,罚一两千。打成轻伤就是刑事案件,判 3 年以下,重伤判 3 到 10 年。两个人对着打不算正当防卫,先动手的那个几乎一定吃亏。退到人多的地方报警,比还手管用。

收益: 殴打他人或者故意伤害的,拘留 5 到 10 日,并罚 500 到 1000 元。结伙打、打老人孕妇儿童残疾人、多次打人或者一次打多人的,拘留 10 到 15 日,并罚 1000 到 2000 元。结伙斗殴按寻衅滋事处理,最高拘留 15 日并罚 2000 元,寻衅滋事就是无事生非、起哄闹事。故意伤害他人身体、构成犯罪的,判 3 年以下;把人打成重伤的,判 3 到 10 年。两个人对着打,法律上叫相互斗殴,不算正当防卫。但如果对方先动手、手段又明显过激,或者你已经努力躲开、对方还接着打,你还击一般会被认定为防卫。还手过了头才叫防卫过当,要同时满足两条:明显超过必要限度,并且造成重大损害。就算真的过当,也应当减轻或者免除处罚(全国,治安管理处罚法 2026 年 1 月 1 日起施行)

证据等级: A

来源: 全国人大常委会 (2025). 治安管理处罚法(2025 年修订,第三十、五十一条). <https://www.spp.gov.cn/spp/fl/202506/t20250627_699863.shtml>;全国人大 (1997). 刑法(第二十、二百三十四条). <https://www.spp.gov.cn/spp/fl/201802/t20180206_364975.shtml>;最高人民法院、最高人民检察院、公安部 (2020). 关于依法适用正当防卫制度的指导意见(法发〔2020〕31 号,第 6、9、11、14 条). <https://www.court.gov.cn/zixun/xiangqing/251611.html>

备注: 治安管理处罚法 2025 年修订之后条款号全变了,殴打他人从旧法第四十三条改成了第五十一条,引用旧条号的资料已经过时。「打成轻伤就要判刑」里的轻伤怎么算,由鉴定标准定,本节没有核实。对方已经倒地,或者已经跑了,侵害就算停了,你再追上去打,就不算防卫。为了防身随身带刀、甩棍、电击器,平时被查到就要罚,见第 9 节第 26 条(别为了防身买甩棍、电击器)。

Author's scope notes: 治安管理处罚法 2025 年修订之后条款号全变了,殴打他人从旧法第四十三条改成了第五十一条,引用旧条号的资料已经过时。「打成轻伤就要判刑」里的轻伤怎么算,由鉴定标准定,本节没有核实。对方已经倒地,或者已经跑了,侵害就算停了,你再追上去打,就不算防卫。为了防身随身带刀、甩棍、电击器,平时被查到就要罚,见第 9 节第 26 条(别为了防身买甩棍、电击器)。

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