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AED
Factual definition
Automated external defibrillator. It analyzes heart rhythm and gives voice or visual prompts; the user follows the device and emergency dispatcher instructions.
SATIRICAL ANALOGY — NOT A DEFINITION
A device that automates rhythm analysis, not the responsibility to call emergency services.
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