AN ORIGINAL COUNTER-ESSAY
Own five emergency kits and know where none of them are
The low-ROI version of preparedness: shopping is finished, maintenance is postponed, and the flashlight is decorative.
Buy the satisfying object
A new gadget gives an instant sense of readiness. Checking batteries, expiry dates, accessibility and whether everyone can find it is less photogenic, so naturally it goes on next month’s list.
Prepare for a fictional household
Choose supplies for an imaginary average person, then forget medicines, mobility needs, pets or local weather. Use guidance from the local emergency authority and adjust it with the people who share the home.
During an emergency, follow emergency services
This satire is for ordinary planning habits. If an urgent event is happening, contact local emergency services and follow their instructions.
Return to the complete source
These entries retain the original wording, citations, evidence label and applicability notes. The essay is a separate satire.