13-031 · EVIDENCE B · SOURCE-SENSITIVE

When encountering bears, wild boars, or packs of wild dogs, don’t run, don’t scream, don’t make eye contact — instead, turn sideways and back away slowly.

遇到熊、野猪、成群野狗,别跑,侧身慢慢退开

Source cost

No cost involved. When heading into the mountains, bring a hiking pole, hike in a group, and make noise so animals know you’re coming. The hardest part is staying put instead of running.

Source return

Never run — bears can sprint uphill or downhill just as fast as racehorses. Also, don’t climb trees; both black bears and brown bears are excellent climbers. Stand your ground and keep speaking to the bear in a low, calm voice. Once it stops moving, turn sideways and back away slowly. If a brown bear attacks, lie down and play dead: place your hands behind your neck and spread your legs apart. For black bear attacks, do not play dead — run toward a vehicle or building; if escape is impossible, fight back using whatever is at hand. In case of dog bites, follow the steps outlined in item 13.

Evidence grade

B

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The source summarizes the return this way: “Never run — bears can sprint uphill or downhill just as fast as racehorses. Also, don’t climb trees; both black bears and brown bears are excellent climbers. Stand your ground and keep speaking to the bear in a low, calm voice. Once it stops moving, turn sideways and back away slowly. If a brown bear attacks, lie down and play dead: place your hands behind your neck and spread your legs apart. For black bear attacks, do not play dead — run toward a vehicle or building; if escape is impossible, fight back using whatever is at hand. In case of dog bites, follow the steps outlined in item 13.” Evidence grade B. The original states the population, caveats, and sources; this is not a personal forecast.

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31. When encountering bears, wild boars, or packs of wild dogs, don’t run, don’t scream, don’t make eye contact — instead, turn sideways and back away slowly.

Cost: No cost involved. When heading into the mountains, bring a hiking pole, hike in a group, and make noise so animals know you’re coming. The hardest part is staying put instead of running.

In plain terms: Never run — bears can sprint uphill or downhill just as fast as racehorses. Also, don’t climb trees; both black bears and brown bears are excellent climbers. Stand your ground and keep speaking to the bear in a low, calm voice. Once it stops moving, turn sideways and back away slowly. If a brown bear attacks, lie down and play dead: place your hands behind your neck and spread your legs apart. For black bear attacks, do not play dead — run toward a vehicle or building; if escape is impossible, fight back using whatever is at hand. In case of dog bites, follow the steps outlined in item 13.

Benefit: The original guidelines issued by the U.S. National Park Service on bear encounters contain six key points: “Do not run — bears can sprint uphill or downhill just as fast as racehorses.” “Stay calm; most bears have no interest in attacking and simply want to be left alone.” “Keep speaking to the bear in a low, steady voice.” “When the bear stops moving, turn sideways and back away slowly so you can keep watching it without tripping.” “Make yourself appear as large as possible.” “Do not climb trees — both grizzly bears and black bears are capable climbers.” In the event of a brown bear attack, “lie down and play dead, placing hands behind the neck and legs apart.” For black bear attacks, “do not play dead; run toward a vehicle or building, and if escape is impossible, fight back using any available object.” Dog bites should be treated according to item 13.

Evidence grade: B

Sources: US National Park Service. Staying Safe Around Bears. <https://www.nps.gov/subjects/bears/safety.htm>; General Department of the National Administration of Disease Control and Prevention, General Office of the National Health Commission of China (NHC) (2023). Rabies Exposure Prevention and Handling Work Specifications (2023 Edition). <https://www.ndcpa.gov.cn/jbkzzx/c100014/common/content/content_1706569159854649344.html>

Notes: The Grade B rating applies solely to bear encounters. The advice regarding wild boars and packs of wild dogs — namely, “don’t run, back away slowly, and seek higher ground or obstacles for protection” — is based on anecdotal experience and is rated Grade C; no official recommendations from China’s forestry authorities or local agencies were identified for these scenarios. Never try to lure animals with food, approach them for photos, or bring dogs into mountainous areas inhabited by wild boars. In China, the primary bear species are black bears and brown bears; the decision to play dead or not depends on which species is involved.

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31. 遇到熊、野猪、成群野狗,别跑,侧身慢慢退开

成本: 不花钱。进山带根登山杖,结伴走、出声走,让动物先知道你来了。难的是站住不跑。

说人话: 别跑,熊上下坡都跑得像赛马。也别爬树,黑熊棕熊都会爬。站住,低声一直跟它说话,等它不动了再侧身慢慢退开。棕熊扑上来就趴下装死,双手扣在颈后、两腿分开。黑熊扑上来不装死,往车里或屋里跑,跑不掉就拿手边东西反击。被狗抓咬按第 13 条冲洗打针。

收益: 美国国家公园管理局关于熊的原文有六句。一句是「不要跑,熊上下坡都能跑得像赛马一样快」。一句是「保持冷静,大多数熊不想攻击你,只想被放着不管」。一句是「用低沉的声音持续跟熊说话」。一句是「熊不动时,侧着身慢慢退开,这样既能盯着熊又不会绊倒」。一句是「让自己显得尽量大」。还有一句是「不要爬树,灰熊和黑熊都会爬树」。被棕熊攻击时「装死,趴着双手扣在颈后、双腿分开」。被黑熊攻击时「不要装死,逃向车或房子,逃不了就用手边任何东西反击」。被狗咬伤按第 13 条处理

证据等级: B

来源: US National Park Service. Staying Safe Around Bears. <https://www.nps.gov/subjects/bears/safety.htm> ;国家疾控局综合司、国家卫生健康委办公厅 (2023). 狂犬病暴露预防处置工作规范(2023 年版). <https://www.ndcpa.gov.cn/jbkzzx/c100014/common/content/content_1706569159854649344.html>

备注: B 级只对应熊。野猪和野狗的「不跑、慢退、找高处或者障碍物挡」是经验,算 C 级,国家林草局和地方林草的官方提示本次未找到。不要拿食物引,不要凑近拍照,不要带狗进有野猪的山。中国的熊多是黑熊和棕熊,装死还是不装死,按这两种分开看。

Author's scope notes: B 级只对应熊。野猪和野狗的「不跑、慢退、找高处或者障碍物挡」是经验,算 C 级,国家林草局和地方林草的官方提示本次未找到。不要拿食物引,不要凑近拍照,不要带狗进有野猪的山。中国的熊多是黑熊和棕熊,装死还是不装死,按这两种分开看。

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